Physical Work, Yuck

May 30th, 2008 by The Capitalist

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A week or so ago, I took this year’s first ride on my riding mower. Luckily, it started right up. But something weird happened–it scalped the lawn! That shouldn’t have happened, because I set the deck at 4 inches…which should have been more than enough clearance for the high spots. Yet it not only didn’t clear them, it made them into clouds of dust!

The reason for that became clear when I put it away: There was a nearly-flat tire. That made the whole thing ride lower, and on an angle, to boot.

So I ignored that until yesterday. Yesterday, I decided to mow, and as soon as I took it out of the shed, the fact that I found myself sitting at a sharp angle reminded me of the tire. I took it down to the driveway, and considered my options. I could ride it to the gas station, risking the tire…or use a manual bike pump to reinflate the tire.

Not wanting to have to buy a new tire any time soon, I decided to use the bike pump. This is one of those kind where you have to push/pull a handle down and up, requiring either lots of arm muscles, or lots of bending and straightening (letting my body weight work for me on the downstroke, but having to straighten back up to start the next stroke).

OMG what a bunch of work! They “only” need 12 pounds of pressure…but that’s a whole lot when the tire is big instead of a thin bike-sized one!! I gave it about 20 pumps and it looked a lot firmer…but when I checked with the tire guage, it didn’t even register! I thought the guage had to be malfunctioning. Then I tested it on one of my car’s tires. It wasn’t malfunctioning…

40 pumps later, the tire was back to full inflation. Then I got the bright idea of checking the other 3!

2 of them were down, too, at about 1/2 the correct pressure. Fortunately, they were the front ones, which are smaller than the back. But still, they needed 15 pumps apiece.

Next time one of those tires goes flat, I think I’ll just pump enough air in to let me ride to the gas station…

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Deluged in Crazies and Idiots!

May 10th, 2008 by The Capitalist

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Cool–WP had saved a copy of this post for me!! So, here it is after all!

This week started with craziness and idiots and the trend kept going all week long.

First, some junk happened that I won’t mention further here.

Then the other day, a merchant got the notion that it should decide what it’s worthwhile to spend MY money on. Did they overcharge? Ship 10,000 things I didn’t want? Noooo! The opposite. They refused to sell what I DID want! So they’re fired.

And, despite their claims of having an “exclusive” on the machine I’m after, they do NOT have any such thing. They may have made a deal with that *particular* manufacturer, but there are several competing manufacturers, who surely have dealers who are not so jealous of someone who wants a private garden…and, the machine to delete the work of it.

In amongst all that, were other idiocies. I was shorted 3 items by a different place. Who didn’t know about it? Their billing department… So I had to deal with that. Did they email a confirmation that they read my emailed protests? Noooo…I was just about to send the check (sans cost of missing items) when surprise, a “claim number” arrived in my email with a request to include that number with the payment. The email had the title “claim”–even though my original email was titled “shortage in order!” I almost deleted it unopened–I figured it was spam. But something about the “from” name looked just *barely* legit, and I opened it.

And, yet another wholesaler held onto my order for 2 1/2 weeks before admitting to being sold out on an item. Thanks dudez for the notice! But at least the refund has come through.

A person returned some merchandise as defective. It’s clear that she broke it–the box was mashed. That’s the *inner* box. Shipping box, not mashed. So it had to have happened after the “customer” got it, unless the Post Office has invented a new way to dent inside boxes that were surrounded by peanuts–without affecting outer ones.

Another, more minor, irritation was reading a comment on Wordpress MU that said people who didn’t want to have to mess with their server’s root config ought to just “use [his] multi-user hack” for regular WordPress…saying that if someone couldn’t figure THAT out, they should just go with the version of WordPress hosted by WP itself (that’s the commie noncommercialiable version :p ).

Needless to say, when I went to the post with the “hack” in it, it was a pile of ununderstandable gibberish and non-explanations. Programmers love to put up stuff that’d take an MIT degree to understand and then call everyone a n00b for not getting it by osmosis *grrr* And of course, I have zero use for the commie version. If I want to have FUN, that’s what games are for. Sites are for money.

So I did the easier thing. Changed the server config file to prepare for the install of the full Wordpress MU setup! Yes that was easier. The config file has clue comments all through it! Unlike that unhelpful git’s hack.

I haven’t installed MU yet, but the supposedly-hard part should be done. But with any kind of program, I don’t relax until I see it running and not crashing.

I wouldn’t say changing the config is a “totally newb” operation, but it’s certainly not hard like he was making out. Reading the file plainly marked README gives plenty enough info. I had more trouble with vi…I hardly ever need to use it, so I had to look up the commands in Google. (Hint to people who find this while trying to find out how to use vi: Search for “vi commands” in G…)

Of course, I tried to find relief in the wonderful pixels of an old game. But, no dice even there! The game which had seemed so great 10 years ago–Pacific Theater of Operations–now strikes me as incredibly slow. I’m sure it’s partly because I instantly remembered exactly how to win.

The computer will OCDly send its entire Pacific Fleet at its objective, one small fleet at a time. ALL it takes to win, is to figure out the comp’s objective (easy to do), sail nearby with a full 16-ship fleet which has about 8 CVs in it, camp within easy airstrike range…and torpedo-bomb the blazes out of anything that dares to sail within range.

But the other problem is that between every operation, the ships’ crews require “shore leave” or their morale will drop (causing their fighting ability to start sucking), and if you push them too long, they’ll even get a “plague.” And, the ships have to be refueled often, unless you always sail at half-speed. So, most of the game is spent waiting for shore leaves, refuelings, and doing administrative junk.

It was fine and great when it was new and I actually used that time to think of my next move, but now I wish I had a hack that’d make them always have no fatigue and 100% fuel. Then I wouldn’t have all that infernal waiting. I’ll have to try to figure out the code. To heck with “realism,” the fun part is sinking all the enemy’s sh*t! So maybe tonight I’ll see if I can get the lead out of the thing.

Now…IE had better not crash…
*Hits “Publish”*

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What an Aggravating Week!

May 10th, 2008 by The Capitalist

Current Mood:Angry emoticon Angry

I had written a big post about it all…

And then, to top it off, just as I was putting the finishing touches on it, IE crashed (thanks to the GOOFLE toolbar, according to the crash notice) before I could hit post! I even did “select all” to try to save it, but when IE closed on me, that dumped too.

So bah.

I need a proper Pbbbbtt icon for the “mood” thingie, because that needs to be there along with the “Angry” one. And the default tongue-out one looks freaking playful, which is NOT the ticket.

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